As the residents of the Florida Keys would surely tell you, the calm before the storm can sometimes be the most terrifying part of the night. SW Steakhouse may be a bit more low-key than the others on this list, but what it lacks in fist-pumping vibe it more than makes up in deliciousness. Vegas legend Steve Wynn stuck with his standard class-first approach (Mirage volcanoes and no baby carriage rules not withstanding) to create a four-diamond dining experience that your bachelor party will surely ruin for everybody else.
SW Steakhouse has a one of the best patios on the Strip. Ask your waiter about obtaining some fine cigars, order a delicious scotch, and quietly enjoy both before heading to XS to relentlessly hit on slutty bachelorettes in from LA.